Can somebody please help pest control?

we found this thing in our pond, how to get rid of???


http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2n7zwj%26amp;s鈥?/a>Can somebody please help pest control?
Is it docile? I think it can be easily tamed if you have enough patience to work with it! Give it a name to start , Nessie sounds good. Return to the pond every day at the same time with some monster treats ( alligators are a favorite ) and coax it along. Within a matter of a few days it will get used to your daily feedings and be there waiting for you wagging its tail. Then start bringing toys with you, like brightly colored balls or perhaps a frisbee to toss and throw out onto the pond. Nessie will love the interaction and playfully look forward to your visits each day. Once you get her trust, you can reach out and pat her on the head. After all that work, why would you want to remove her from your pond. She trusted you, how could you betray her like that!








Edit: Well but of course, you can get a trainer. But you'd have to pay my travel expenses from one coast to the other.





I'm good with wild critters. %26gt; oh that's not really the reason why I am not (re) married yet!Can somebody please help pest control?
Make a call to ScotLand The Loc Ness monster has changed locations to your pond They would probably like to get it back
It is being seen everywhere. First , Scotland, then Florida, and now in your backyard. My goodness, what can you feed it? I wonder if it is laying eggs and planning a take-over!
photoshop helps control that annoying pest...
Call CBS, NBC and ABC. You'll be famous!
give it to goofy golf
nice pet.when it has babies can i have one.lol.
leave a trail of breadcrumb to a toilet and flush it like a baby Crock!